Bride Portal eBook Á Ebook

Bride Portal eBook Á Ebook
  • ebook
  • 43 pages
  • Bride Portal
  • Michele Bardsley
  • English
  • 21 February 2017
  • 1419911430

Bride Portal[Ebook] ➬ Bride Portal ➫ Michele Bardsley – Essayreview.co.uk Mary Wolmack has lost her job, her dignity, and the key to her apartment Cursed with being a fat chick, she can t believe the hunk across the hall is interested in her When he announces he s an alien Mary Wolmack has lost her job, her dignity, and the key to her apartment Cursed with being a fat chick, she can t believe the hunk across the hall is interested in her When he announces he s an alien prince whose people honor women of size, she realizes she s lost one thing her mind Matthew Adams, aka Tek, Crown Prince of Kratania, has traveled through a magical portal to find his soul mate, the woman foretold to become his queen When Mary refuses to believe they are meant to marry, he picks up the challenge to prove he s not an Earther, and takes her to his world and shows her all the ways Kratanian men honor their women.


About the Author: Michele Bardsley

New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Michele Bardsley writes humorous paranormal romances and funny paranormal mysteries Michele likes to write, read, crochet hats, drink wine, and eat chocolate Visit her website.


10 thoughts on “Bride Portal

  1. says:

    I used to teach And in my classroom experience, there was always one student who looked at the assignment requirements, then promptly took a left and did something completely off track I mention this because the Intergalactic Dating Agency is a multi author mega series with a unifying premise Earth women meet the alien mates of their dreams via mail order bride type matching agencies Each author in the IDA invents her own franchise, as it were, and the 30 novels released so far have run a d I used to teach And in my classroom experience, there was always one student who looked at the assignment requirements, then promptly took a left and did something completely off track I mention this because the Intergalactic Dating Agency is a multi author mega series with a unifying premise Earth women meet the alien mates of their dreams via mail order bride type matching agencies Each author in the IDA invents her own franchise, as it were, and the 30 novels released so far have run a delightfully quirky and individualized course while holding to the main premise Until Tek Intergalactic Dating Agency How to Marry an Alien Author Michele Bardsley is the one who veered left This one isn t up to the franchise standards The IDA in the title Not even mentioned in the book No mail order interplanetary nada Just a random alien, Tek, who is on Earth as a solo to pursue Mary, a social worker at a women s shelter Tek is hunky, pushy, impatient, controlling his version of love lookslike stage one of an abusive relationship Mary is the BBW who can t buy his over the top advances, the implied reason being her weight damaged self esteem I think it slike her innate good sense compounded with her work experience saying HELL NO Tek justifies his aggressive up to and including kidnapping courting style because his Oracle told him their god, Geru, selected Mary for him News to Mary But she has to believe the evidence The novel progresses, in an oddly detached tone, through Mary s adventures on Tek s planet, where the wise oracle treats her with crude disrespect, she s confronted with de facto slavery as well as a personal harem in the royal household, and then challenged to an MMA type fight of the fat girls for the right to marry Tek In the process, numerous opportunities for dramatic tension and character development are created and then left unfulfilled And the icing on the romantic cake Her marriage is consummated in a command public performance before the royal council In this absolute monarchy, Prince Tek can t order them to take a hike The best of this novel is Mary, a fairly well written character who shines next to the lackluster hero and supporting cast, but it isn t enough to elevate this book from mediocrity

  2. says:

    Just lame.

  3. says:

    Ok, I just pick up this one cause in the blurb they say the heroine was fat chick and the hero was a gorgeous alien who wants a mate of size so maybe it seems to me that I can identify myself too bad there aren t aliens near my home Mary is a human girl who has no string attachment to the earth no parents, no friends, and from today no work So when she returns home and Matt, the gorgeous neighboor, six and half feet tall and well built asks nothing unless to love her, why she has to say Ok, I just pick up this one cause in the blurb they say the heroine was fat chick and the hero was a gorgeous alien who wants a mate of size so maybe it seems to me that I can identify myself too bad there aren t aliens near my home Mary is a human girl who has no string attachment to the earth no parents, no friends, and from today no work So when she returns home and Matt, the gorgeous neighboor, six and half feet tall and well built asks nothing unless to love her, why she has to say no Only cause Matt is a true alien named Tek and the crown prince of his planet But he brings her Godiva chocolate Really this is a brief story of total entertainement don t search characters evolution or detailed description, search only pure amusement and you will find it.http elisa rolle.livejournal.com 99

  4. says:

    The hero isn t from here He isn t even from this planet He is very important on his planet and is Oracle sent him to earth to get his bride The lovely heroine has things hard At the end of a very bad day of losing her job and worse, he helps her out when she is locked out of her apartment He is a bit frustrated with the slow courtship he is finally getting to talk to her after two whole weeks , so he move fast to make her his.The heroine doesn t believe him when he says he is from another The hero isn t from here He isn t even from this planet He is very important on his planet and is Oracle sent him to earth to get his bride The lovely heroine has things hard At the end of a very bad day of losing her job and worse, he helps her out when she is locked out of her apartment He is a bit frustrated with the slow courtship he is finally getting to talk to her after two whole weeks , so he move fast to make her his.The heroine doesn t believe him when he says he is from another planet, so she agrees to make love with him if he can prove he is an alien He does I took a point off because there is a sexy scene in a bathtub that sort of didn t work for me It was a little two weird, even for aliens

  5. says:

    Mary comes home after being laid off from her job and completely gives up hope when her key breaks in the lock after a string of unfortunate events Her gorgeous neighbor comes over and offers to help, and much to Mary s stunned surprise, begins to beg her to allow him to help her because she is his soul mate For the entire review please go to the Best Paranormal Urban Fantasy Review site on the web, Bitten By Books for the review of Bride Portal in it s entirety You won t be sorry Mary comes home after being laid off from her job and completely gives up hope when her key breaks in the lock after a string of unfortunate events Her gorgeous neighbor comes over and offers to help, and much to Mary s stunned surprise, begins to beg her to allow him to help her because she is his soul mate For the entire review please go to the Best Paranormal Urban Fantasy Review site on the web, Bitten By Books for the review of Bride Portal in it s entirety You won t be sorry

  6. says:

    Another great short story just reading the blurb was enough for me, what woman down on her luck with no job wouldn t want to find her soul mate right at her door Although shorter then I usually like in novellas it was entertaining and contained some great funny elements to go with the sexy steamy moments Where can I find a sexy alien to sweep me off to another world.

  7. says:

    Very quick read I would give it a 2.5 because it s just a bit too flippant to be really hot or sweet but it s not awful either.There are a few mangled sentences, such as this Tek laughed as he helped off Mary his lap but that one I grinned at because with some interesting punctuation it could have a different meaning then its intended Tek laughed as he helped Mary off his lap.

  8. says:

    This book was ok for me I liked it but it didnt WOW me for a novella Matt Tek he was a sweet heart, Mary was having a really bad day and her comes her neighbor who she thinks is crazy The book is not bad still take a chance and read it 3.50 stars

  9. says:

    This story is so silly I should have hated it However, it truly was a guilty pleasure Not quite as good as chocolate. guess that s the curvy girl in me

  10. says:

    Bought direct from Ellora s Cave review to come.

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