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  • 224 pages
  • Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts
  • Mitzi Szereto
  • English
  • 21 June 2018
  • 1573446637

Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts[Reading] ➶ Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts Author Mitzi Szereto – Essayreview.co.uk Imagine that Jane Austen had written the opening line of her satirical novel Pride and Prejudice this way It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, mus Prejudice: Hidden MOBI ò Imagine that Jane Austen had written the opening line of her satirical novel Pride and Prejudice this way It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good romp and a good wife although not necessarily from the same person or from the opposite sex In Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts Mr Darcy has never been devilish and the seemingly Pride and ePUB Ì chaste Elizabeth never turned on The entire cast of characters from Austen s classic is here in this rewrite that goes all the way This time Mr Bingley and his sister both have designs on Mr Darcy s manhood Elizabeth s bff Charlotte marries their family s strange relation and stumbles upon a secret world of feminine relations to her liking and, in this telling, men are not necessarily the only dominating sex And and Prejudice: Hidden PDF/EPUB ¶ of course there s some good old fashioned bodice ripping that shows no pride or prejudice and reveals hot hidden lusts in every page turning chapter.


About the Author: Mitzi Szereto

Prejudice: Hidden MOBI ò Mitzi Szereto mitzizereto is an author and anthology editor whose books encompass true crime and crime fiction, gothic fiction, cozy mystery, satire, parody, horror, sci fi fantasy, paranormal romance, erotic fiction, and general fiction and non fiction She has appeared at major international literature festivals and taught creative writing around the world, including several universities in the United Kingdom She has the added distinction of having the first anthology of erotica to include Pride and ePUB Ì a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature Mitzi is the creator and presenter of the London based web TV channel Mitzi TV, and also plays herself in the pseudo documentary British film Lint The Movie Her blog of personal essays can be found at Errant Ramblings Mitzi Szereto s Weblog Her books include THE BEST NEW TRUE CRIME STORIES SERIAL KILLERS LADIES OF GOTHIC HORROR A COLLECTION OF CLASSIC STORIES FLORIDA GOTHIC OYSTERS and Prejudice: Hidden PDF/EPUB ¶ AND PEARLS COLLECTED STORIES ROTTEN PEACHES THE THELONIOUS T BEAR CHRONICLES and NORMAL FOR NORFOLK THE THELONIOUS T BEAR CHRONICLES co written with Teddy Tedaloo PHANTOM THE IMMORTAL co written with Ashley Lister LOVE, LUST AND ZOMBIES SHORT FICTION DARKER EDGE OF DESIRE GOTHIC TALES OF ROMANCE THE WILDE PASSIONS OF DORIAN GRAY THRONES OF DESIRE EROTIC TALES OF SWORDS, MIST AND FIRE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS RED VELVET AND ABSINTHE PARANORMAL EROTIC ROMANCE IN SLEEPING BEAUTY S BED GETTING EVEN REVENGE STORIES DYING FOR IT TALES OF SEX DEATH and WICKED SEXY TALES OF LEGENDARY LOVERS.


10 thoughts on “Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts

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    This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers To view it, click here Dear Lord, where do I begin Okay, everyone knows that my not so secret vice is Pride and Prejudice adaptations My favorites are ones where Darcy and Elizabeth show their love for each other umm, get there grove on, have sex, do the nasty However, nothing prepared me for this.PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS was crazy for coco puffs, completely lacking in reason and common sense Yet, I was entertained Granted my entertainment wasalong the lines of Dear Lord, no she didn t Dear Lord Dear Lord, where do I begin Okay, everyone knows that my not so secret vice is Pride and Prejudice adaptations My favorites are ones where Darcy and Elizabeth show their love for each other umm, get there grove on, have sex, do the nasty However, nothing prepared me for this.PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS was crazy for coco puffs, completely lacking in reason and common sense Yet, I was entertained Granted my entertainment wasalong the lines of Dear Lord, no she didn t Dear Lord, no this isn t happening Dear Lord, this is the stupidest, craziest, thing I have ever read Dear Lord, this is Pride and Prejudice, is nothing scared Yet, I couldn t stop reading.The only way I can make my review coherent, or for you to understand what I mean is to go character by character and give you their sexual vices This is full of spoilers, because I m giving you each characters kinks.BEWARE OF CONTINUING THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART READ AT YOUR OWN RISK LOL Mr Bennet He loves to enter woman in their hind quarters Since Mrs Bennet refused to do this, he has discovered special drawings of woman with things sticking out of their hindquarters When he is in the library ignoring his family he is getting himself off and bankrupting his family by paying for these pictures He eventually gets tired of the pictures and carves out a piece of butternut squash to resemble a woman s internal parts I m trying to be delicate here, people where he sticks his wee wee Of course, he is so exuberant that the squash is quickly destroyed, so he ends up banging Mrs Hill.Mrs Bennet Mrs Bennet s love of officers back in the day resulted in Jane Horrified by her husband s sexual impulses, she goes and buys potions from the gypsy s which makes her crazy for coco puffs and goggly eyed.Caroline Bingley It was weird because the author had her addressed as Lady Caroline, with no reason why Caroline loves to take a switch to men s booty s while the man is attending to her vajayjay with his mouth Her best customer is Mr Hurst, though she really wants Mr Darcy but he keeps refusing her, which is driving her crazy.Charles Bingley He has a thing for Mr Darcy His favorite occupation is getting Darcy drunk and then while Darcy is passed out climbing in Darcy s bed and sucking on Darcy s weewee.Lady Catherine She is a Dom When people don t do what she thinks they should do, she puts them in stockades and whips them while she s wearing some weird black get up.Mr Collins Is gay His favorite past time is running about sucking on other men s wee wees so vigorously that he knocks out his teeth.Charlotte Lucas Is gay She wants Lizzy, but Lizzy is too clueless to realize it, despite Charlotte constantly feeling her up She has others who she is involved with but can t get over her craving for Lizzy.Mr Wickham He ended up running off with Georgiana He used her money to open up several whorehouses and sent Georgiana to go and work in them, where Darcy found out and rescued her He is in the militia recruiting He tells Elizabeth that it s Darcy who was the owner and Darcy who sent Georgiana off to work in them.Lydia Bennet Likes to get off humping inanimated objects to her family s horror She also humps officers, two and three at a time She runs off with Wickham and when they are forced to marry, she has no problem working in Mr Wickham s place of business.Mary Bennet Tries to attract Mr Collins attention by stuffing apples down her dress She also goes to the gypsy s for potions that has adverse effects Jane Bennet Is in love with Mr Bingley and doesn t understand why when she accepts his proposal that Mr Bingley throws her down and enters her hind quarters and calls out Darcy s name.Elizabeth Bennet Once she meets Mr Wickham she starts finding stuff to insert inside her to get herself off She doesn t seem to get that Lydia is a hussy despite all the noises she makes in her room and what she does to any piece of furniture she passes Fitzwilliam Darcy When he proposes to Elizabeth the first time he takes out his wee wee and strokes it, which prompts Elizabeth to ummkiss it until the desired result occurs LOL I couldn t read that scene without thinking of Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle doing the same thing.Okay, can you understand why I thought PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS was crazy for coco puffs Despite all the erotica and this is erotica and not an erotic romance , and my horror fascination at the way such beloved characters were protrayed, it was still flat for me It s because there was a lack of emotion It was all about the sex and not about any emotions between Darcy and Elizabeth I couldn t feel the deep connection that Darcy and Elizabeth have with each other So despite my google eyed read, I was in the end disappointed.COURTESY OF LYNETTE S TWO CENTS BLOG SPOT

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    This book appeared because its time has come Current writers of literary erotica claim that if publishers and the reading public had accepted explicit sex scenes in the mainstream literature of yesteryear, some writers would have written them in where they fit instead of simply ignoring sex or referring to it in grandiose but evasive metaphors the earth moved The romances of Jane Austen 1775 1817 have never really fallen out of fashion since they were first published Recent television a This book appeared because its time has come Current writers of literary erotica claim that if publishers and the reading public had accepted explicit sex scenes in the mainstream literature of yesteryear, some writers would have written them in where they fit instead of simply ignoring sex or referring to it in grandiose but evasive metaphors the earth moved The romances of Jane Austen 1775 1817 have never really fallen out of fashion since they were first published Recent television and film versions have been produced with scrupulously accurate historical settings and costumes Passionate attraction is the lifeblood of Austen s plots, so it was only a matter of time before uninhibited modern writers would put a modern spin on them.The retellings have begun Steve Hockensmith s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies taps into the popularity of one of Austen s best known novels and that of living dead characters in current paranormal romances Other writers have approached Austen from different angles.Before writing her own version of Pride and Prejudice, Mitzi Szereto was already a pioneer in literary erotica An expatriate American in England, she has become a kind of erotic Renaissance woman she writes, blogs, edits and runs erotic writing workshops Her retelling of Austen combines a faithful imitation of Austen s writing style with paradoxically over the top yet plausible sexual descriptions and social satire, some of which is present in the original novel.The surrealistic effect of Szereto s novel is almost impossible to describe without quoting directly from it The reader is invited to suspend his her disbelief as polite Georgian parties segue into outdoor gang bangs, private rumination turns into extended masturbation scenes, and courtship always involves dampened womanhood and bulging breeches All the characters from Pride and Prejudice are present in Szereto s version Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy are still the lead characters, and they still have to surmount their differences to reach a happy ending.Here Elizabeth s father, Mr Bennet, remembers his carefree youth How very distant those days now seemed when he had had access to any number of servants in the household, none of whom would dare to turn away the advances of a lusty young man, particularly when the young man was the son of their employer Mr Bennet would often begin his day by applying himself to the womanhood of the maid who had come to tidy his room, raising up her skirts as she bent forward to attend the bed linens and thrusting inside her before she even realized what was happening, his hands grabbing hold of the abundant flesh of her bosom, which he had freed from her stays, to keep himself steady That his attentions were unwelcome was not the case, for his manhood always met with a generous wetness, followed by a most agreeable clenching of the maid s interior, serving to expedite his release, his pleasure discharging inside her just as she finished plumping up the pillows on his bed To console himself for the absence of such pleasures, Mr Bennet now orders erotic drawings which costthan he can easily afford, and he hopes that Mrs Bennet won t ask about the parcels that arrive regularly by post.The sex in this book appeals to almost every taste There is much good natured male female humping, haughty Dommes birching the willing backsides of male admirers, a barely closeted gay clergyman who enjoys vigorous young men, Elizabeth s lesbian friend who enters a mutually advantageous engagement with the clergyman , sex toys and self pleasuring.During a family crisis, Mr Darcy comforts Elizabeth in a most peculiar way Elizabeth felt something warm and moist touching her lips in a gentle kiss, and suddenly her eyes flew open The hand that had been in her hair now contained something long and fleshy, and it was being offered to her mouth She recognized it instantly it had been the inspiration for many nights of solitary pleasure ever since the moment of its introduction Mr Darcy she cried, all astonishment Her face burned with heat, and she knew not whether to be embarrassed or pleased that he had onceseen fit to honor her with the presentation of his manhood Humorless Janeites are not amused, but in its way, this novel is quite respectful of the original Szereto s version is hilarious and accomplished Who is to say that Jane Austen wouldn t have written something like this if the zeitgeist of her era had beenlike that of ours In years to come, this book will probably be regarded as a classic in its own right

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    Again, poor Charlotte, poor Jane.

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    Like a car wreck I cant look away from this weird genre of books attempting to cross pollinate 50 Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice I think this is the third attempt I ve read and by far the most insane Not good insane though mind you, insane like Mary takes a magic potion, grows a beard and becomes a rabbi in Jerusalem I am not making this up in a random throwaway side plot type insane Still, while the other two books seemed to struggle to find ways to introduce sex to a book about na Like a car wreck I cant look away from this weird genre of books attempting to cross pollinate 50 Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice I think this is the third attempt I ve read and by far the most insane Not good insane though mind you, insane like Mary takes a magic potion, grows a beard and becomes a rabbi in Jerusalem I am not making this up in a random throwaway side plot type insane Still, while the other two books seemed to struggle to find ways to introduce sex to a book about navigating the rules and moral strictures of society, this one solves the problem by throwing all sense of internal rationality out right from the start Easily one of the most insane things I have ever read But not one I would recommend

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    One Morning Mr Bennet announced to his family that a guest would be arriving at Longbourn I have received a letter from my cousin, William Collins, who, when I am dead, may turn you all out of this house as soon as he pleases,. Pride Prejudice Hidden Lusts By Mitzi Szereto I admit I decided to read and review this book out of curiosity because I had never read the original Pride Prejudice given my business education and background After reading the book, I did a little research and c One Morning Mr Bennet announced to his family that a guest would be arriving at Longbourn I have received a letter from my cousin, William Collins, who, when I am dead, may turn you all out of this house as soon as he pleases,. Pride Prejudice Hidden Lusts By Mitzi Szereto I admit I decided to read and review this book out of curiosity because I had never read the original Pride Prejudice given my business education and background After reading the book, I did a little research and confirmed that this book does faithfully follow the original story line Check out an excellent overview plus an interesting relationship diagram of the characters Let me quickly say that any potential reader should understand that the book primarily consists of that specified in the subtitle Indeed, I would say that it probably should have been the main title, as that is the predominant theme What I am saying is that nearly every character in this novel will be sharing their hidden lustswith you If you don t want to read these erotic thoughts and actions, please don t buy the book The most fascinating thing about the book I found was the seamless way in which Szereto has merged her contributions While I didn t compare the actual wording, I believe the tone and majority of the concepts are true to the original story that spotlights on a family by the name of Bennet who has five unmarried daughters As the father contemplates their future, he realizes that, should he die, they will be homeless since even their home would be inherited by the next male in the family Mr Collins, in fact, has also been thinking about this, but for his own reasons Through support from a wealthy woman in his small town, he has been named rectory of Hunsford parish But stories have started to circulate about his involvement with the young boys of the congregation and his benefactor, Lady Catherine de Bourgh has demanded he get married and settle into proper married life Having some sense of familial responsibility, Mr Collins decides that one of the daughters of the Bennet family would undoubtedly fit his needs He chooses the second oldest daughter, Elizabeth, after being told that Jane, the oldest was already involved And thus it began Pictures of high society women s fashion during those days has always amused me, given the propensity for the decolletage and the willingness to place a woman s breast out for view This so fits with the Hidden Lusts that run rampant in this adaptation that I had to include a sample For surely even other women sometimes doddled Elizabeth, finding herself rather annoyed at her sister, rejoined her friend Miss Lucas Charlotte s fingers oncesought out Elizabeth s arm, stroking the exposed flesh above her glove in a manner that was not at all displeasing, particularly when they quite by accident brushed against her bosom, seeming to remain at that vicinity far longer than was prudent In fact, Elizabeth was quite distraught that Mr Darcy, about whom she could not decided whether she hated or loved him, was being pursued by a woman of his own class, who wore this type of gown, offended Elizabeth That she had chosen again so inappropriate a gown to wear in mixed company was a source of amazement to Elizabeth, who considered it most impolitic for a lady to place on display the areolae Unless she was very much mistaken, Miss Bingley appeared to have applied some form of rouge to them Readers, don t even attempt to get seriously involved in the trials and tribulations of young girls who face the possibility of being homeless unless they find suitable husbands, and, preferably, someone with whom they would fall in love This is a racy romp that is funny perhaps just because it is a satire of a much loved novel The outrageous humor kept my interest throughout most of the novel, although toward the end it was getting a bit much for me Still, for the appropriate adult audience, I must add my agreement that Ms Szereto has, while honoring the original manuscript, done an excellent job in inserting those hidden lusts that could very well have been in in the minds of each and every character from the original novel Readers you know who you are Book Received From Publisher GABixlerReviews

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    What happens when both Bingley s want Mr Darcy, if both Miss Lucas and Mr Collins prefer those of their own sex, if Lydia Bennet was doing muchthan just flirting with the militia, or if Mr Bennett spent his time in the library studying things of a decidedlycarnal nature All this and lotsis embarked upon in Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts Like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Hidden Lusts is a rewrite but instead of zombies, we have lots and lots of fleshy wickedness.Co What happens when both Bingley s want Mr Darcy, if both Miss Lucas and Mr Collins prefer those of their own sex, if Lydia Bennet was doing muchthan just flirting with the militia, or if Mr Bennett spent his time in the library studying things of a decidedlycarnal nature All this and lotsis embarked upon in Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts Like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Hidden Lusts is a rewrite but instead of zombies, we have lots and lots of fleshy wickedness.Continue reading

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    PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUST is a vibrantly titillating sensual sophisticated rendition of Jane Austin s classic PRIDE AND PREDJUDICE from erotic romance author Mitzi Szereto who brings these classic characters to life in her rampantly lascivious adaptation which released this past Spring from Cleis Press to raved reviews.Readers let me start that PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS is not for the faint of heart This highly sexually charged read is everything I look for in a well crafted stor PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUST is a vibrantly titillating sensual sophisticated rendition of Jane Austin s classic PRIDE AND PREDJUDICE from erotic romance author Mitzi Szereto who brings these classic characters to life in her rampantly lascivious adaptation which released this past Spring from Cleis Press to raved reviews.Readers let me start that PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS is not for the faint of heart This highly sexually charged read is everything I look for in a well crafted story that takes me into another world with familiar characters Leave all your inhibitions and preconceived notions when you enter this fantastical world of Mitzi Szereto The author has superbly created a unique and believable story by taking the genius of Jane Austin and cleverly manipulating her classic characters to agenuine advantageous experience that I believe was actually happening around the classic writer Like most reader we are all devote fans of the brooding prideful Mr Darcy and the very sensible clever Elizabeth Bennett These two beloved classic heroes are just as endearing today as they day they were created.In PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUST is a phenomenal read that keep the classic moments of Austin all the while letting Szereto make her indelible mark This adaptation is everything and then some that a romance aficionado prays for in an erotic romance I admit I amdrawn to Szereto version than Austin s original because Szereto gave everything I had always found missing in Ms Austin s classic Do not get me wrong I understand at the time of Austin the restrain on woman andso on women writers But I like to think that while Ms Austin wrote her many classics that she might have had a saucier and sinful side to her Maybe, just maybe Austin s aura has been constituted into author Mitzi Szereto Then again, this all could be wishful thinking on my part.Absolutely without a doubt love Mitzi Szereto rendition of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUST The only question I continual seem to be asking myself is how did I go so long with out picking this fantastical book that ardently catapulted me into the erotically sensual world of what I consider to be one of today s extraordinary author Szereto who brings this classic to life engaging readers ins saucy sensual seductions that engage the readers senses.PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS has all the charming Regency characters that readers adore over the years Mrs Bennett is still the marriage minded clueless crazed mother as she always has been Ms Szereto has tweaked this story a bit and spiked up these deliciously rich characters libidos to high intensity No one is safe from the mighty strokes of this author s pen Whether it is the viciously conniving Ms Caroline Bingley who would like nothing to whip Mr Darcy into a frenzy, or Bingley who would love nothing better to show Darcy that he and not Elizabeth is the love of his life or Lydia who is beyond promiscuous and finds a good rubbing isto her liking Ms Szereto seems to have truly fleshed out each characters true lustful nature that has been hidden for so long It seems that no character in this classic has escaped the mighty strokes of Ms Szereto pen She has tweaked this story a bit spiking the characters deliciously rich libidos to high intensity I have to give Ms Szereto Kudos for keeping the theme true to form in PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS It is so easy for an author to forget that they are creating another unique world with characters that are steadfast and have been adored for centuries Ms Szereto was extremely concise in making sure that the pivotal attraction of the theme of preconceived notions and ones pride never ran amuck through her extensive skill of turning out a erotic story that actually lead creditability to this classic.In conclusion PRIDE AND PREJUDICE HIDDEN LUSTS is a wonderful created story on its own right With characters that have been fleshed out, bare to the bone Ms Szereto has given this classic a brand new vibrant life with witty saucy dialogue that readers will come to adore I know reader will be clamoring to get their very own copy to see how Mr Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett truly found their way to each other I was ecstatic to read this story and when I have time on my hands and a few hours to revisit this world I will make sure to sit on the comfiest couch I have and devour each beautiful written word

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    Pride and Prejudice Hidden LustsBy Mitzi SzeretoRelease Date July 1, 2011Publisher Cleis PressISBN 10 1573446637Source Author supplied PDF Warning This book is for those of mature sensibilities Drop those breeches and rip open those bodices and enter the scandalous behind the scenes world of Jane Austen s Pride and Prejudice Do you want to know what Mr Bennet really does behind the closed door of his library Is Lydia Bennet just wild or is she really just a 7 11 kind of girl What is Ge Pride and Prejudice Hidden LustsBy Mitzi SzeretoRelease Date July 1, 2011Publisher Cleis PressISBN 10 1573446637Source Author supplied PDF Warning This book is for those of mature sensibilities Drop those breeches and rip open those bodices and enter the scandalous behind the scenes world of Jane Austen s Pride and Prejudice Do you want to know what Mr Bennet really does behind the closed door of his library Is Lydia Bennet just wild or is she really just a 7 11 kind of girl What is George Wickham s real motivation when he chases a skirt Does Bingley really marry Jane for love or is his eye wandering elsewhere How does Caroline take out her frustrations of not snaring Darcy Most importantly, what is going on behind closed doors All that is explored here in a new, raunchy twist on the Austen classic Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts by Mitzi Szereto Miss Szereto has done an admirable job of melding a classic with the erotica genre to the point that if you didn t know that it was a spin on a classic romance you would be none the wiser The author actually took Pride and Prejudice and made it her own with a refreshing spin I cannot thank the author enough for taking the time to write the book the way she did, because let s face it she could have easily cut and paste some erotic scenes here and there and not really done any work at all It happens, but not with Miss Szereto Thank you Something I also appreciated, and we know how I ve ranted about sex in Austen novels, is the Miss Szereto is completely open about the fact that her book is full of sex I knew what I was getting into and for that I cannot find fault Ladies and gents you have been warned this book is full of sex, sex andsex It s good sex too In addition, Miss Szereto had a biting wit all her own This book is funny It s got sex, but it is a hoot I laughed out loud at many places Take this passage for example, Although quite pretty, Lydia was alively headstrong girl prone to a breathiness of speech and amost peculiar fondness for raising up the hems of her gownsto rub her lower half against objects and furnishings and, tothe embarrassment of all parties concerned, young officers Lydia has the propensity to hump anything in sight It leads to some humors moments in the novel I have no desire to give spoilers however, so you should perhaps buy the book The wit and expert storytelling Miss Szereto exhibits is a refreshing and her talent in a delight to read.If you have ever been wondering or perhaps, lusting, for that behind the curtain kind of Jane Austen tale then you should peak into the pages of Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts Indulge your inner fantasies about what really happened.Final Recommendation If you like a little dirty with your clean.For my fairytale friends check out In Sleeping Beauty s Bed Erotic Fairy Tales also by Mitzi Szereto.Synopsis Imagine that Jane Austen had written the opening line of her satirical novel Pride and Prejudice this way It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good romp and a good wife although not necessarily from the same person or from the opposite sex In Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts Mr Darcy has never beendevilish and the seemingly chaste Elizabeth neverturned on The entire cast of characters from Austen s classic is here in this rewrite that goes all the way This time Mr Bingley and his sister both have designs on Mr Darcy s manhood Elizabeth s bff Charlotte marries their family s strange relation and stumbles upon a secret world of feminine relationsto her liking and, in this telling, men are not necessarily the only dominating sex And of course there s some good old fashioned bodice ripping that shows no pride or prejudice and reveals hot hidden lusts in every page turning chapter.Visit Mitzi Szereto on her webpage or the promotional page for her upcoming novel.Mitzi Szereto s Website and Prejudice Hidden Lusts Webpage I do not receive compensation of any kind for this review I review for free

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    Reviewed by StephanieBook provided by publisher for reviewI m amazed how parallel Austen s Pride and Prejudice and Szereto s sexy parody, Hidden Lusts, are Though I do believe the original is a timeless classic, I can t say I really enjoyed it that much I remember having to read it in tenth grade English I made it about three quarters through, before deciding just to SparkNotes the rest of it This fiery rewrite however, I had no trouble reading It may be I just really like sex most likely Reviewed by StephanieBook provided by publisher for reviewI m amazed how parallel Austen s Pride and Prejudice and Szereto s sexy parody, Hidden Lusts, are Though I do believe the original is a timeless classic, I can t say I really enjoyed it that much I remember having to read it in tenth grade English I made it about three quarters through, before deciding just to SparkNotes the rest of it This fiery rewrite however, I had no trouble reading It may be I just really like sex most likely , but the drama and mishaps of Hidden Lusts are absolutely entertaining, and best of all, kinky.You always see hilarious porn parodies, and this book reminds me of one of them, only it s in the form of erotica, rather than porn Each of the characters traits are highly exaggerated, which makes for an even funnier storyline, and there of course, is brash, shameless, sex lots and lots of it.My favorite thing about this book is how each of the characters have their own concealed desires, but only the reader knows about them Szereto s content is sizzling hot, but I often found the sex scenes redundant For instance, Mr Wickham and Elizabeth s encounters always are described with a moving in his breeches , meaning, an uncontrollable boner LOL, right , but that happens every time It s funny at first, but becomes repetitive after a while.Speaking of Mr Wickham, we all know from Pride and Prejudice, that he turns out to be the charming, but elusive and judgmental villain In Hidden Lusts, boy, is he ever His accusations are atrocious, but his actions, even worse He screams Victorian naughtiness, and threatens to tear the Bennett family apart.Mr Bennett seems to have his perversions as well, but they don t involve his wife It s difficult to call him a handsome man, but his ways are very, very kinky, and often comical too Mrs Bennett s character seems mostly untouched, though her neurotic personality is strongly caricatured We also discover the reason behind her brazen frenzy She however, is one of the only characters who isn t sexualized, so her story is a breath of fresh air.Then we ve got the Bennett sisters, who are burlesque within themselves Lydia oh, my precious Lydia There isn t too much of her in Pride and Prejudice, except that she s the frivolous, foolish one To call her a brazen whore would be uncouth, but spot on She elopes with Wickham in the original novel, as she does in this book, but the method of means isn t revealed until the very end you ll be surprised Mary is delightful as ever sarcasm, sarcasm Poor Mary, the only unpleasant and ugly one in her family Her greed to become physically beautiful eventually take a toll on her in Hidden Lusts, which teaches a lesson to our superficialities Jane is nothing short of submissive, but her character is, for the most part, left alone She isn t kinky or rowdy like her sister, Elizabeth whom I will get back to later , but we do learn that her lusts are carefully hidden much so, that we wonder if they exist at all Kitty plays a minor role in the novel All she seems to do is chase after handsome militiamen along with Lydia, and her character isn t deeply examined either But Elizabeth How shocked I am with Elizabeth She, soon after meeting Darcy, discovers the powers of self pleasure, and realizes how much she loves it a little too much She is definitely a likable character though, and the chemistry between her and Darcy is scalding hot.I won t tell you about the rest of the smaller characters who all have fervid, carnal intents , but I will say how fun it is to wander in the minds of seemingly proper tea and crumpets men and women, set to the tune of Jane Austen s romantic tale Szereto creates a parody that s full of sex of all kinds including taboo topics like homosexuality, adultery, and BDSM , but is classy at the same time Her sophisticated and humorous touch to retelling a well known story is both absorbing and clear I still find it impressive how well her rewrite lines up with the original novel, and look forward to her future endeavors

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    Originally posted at Whipped Cream BEST BOOK Do the classics entertain you with their period language and beautiful imagery but leave you wanting the characters to break out of those molds and just get real No, I m not suggesting a Real World Regency England But if you would like to know what happens when the BBC gets crossed with Cinemax look no further than Mitzi Szereto s Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts This is not your high school lit teache Originally posted at Whipped Cream BEST BOOK Do the classics entertain you with their period language and beautiful imagery but leave you wanting the characters to break out of those molds and just get real No, I m not suggesting a Real World Regency England But if you would like to know what happens when the BBC gets crossed with Cinemax look no further than Mitzi Szereto s Pride and Prejudice Hidden Lusts This is not your high school lit teacher s Jane Austen but she would have to have appreciated the unerring way Ms Szereto keeps the story within the proper time period in both language and setting.I have to admit something that I m not terribly proud of I ve never read Jane Austen s Pride and Prejudice How silly is it that a lover of literature has never cracked the binding on one of the most well known and acclaimed pieces of written word in history But it didn t stop me from being completely intrigued at how well it might be rewritten With a healthy dose of human sexuality that had me reaching for fan I couldn t put this book down before reading its exciting conclusion Ms Szereto leaves nothing on the taboo table unexplored okay, almost nothing the animals are safe and I m pretty sure everything else is mostly legal or at the very least consensual Even though I haven t read the original manuscript I had a working knowledge of the story and its characters Who wouldn t with as many times as the story has been made and remade I knew who Elizabeth Bennett and Mr Darcy were and that there was a conflict that kept them from being together but admittedly I didn t understand how the title of the book played into that conflict Ms Szereto does a beautiful job of keeping the underlying story true to form even with the sexy little side adventures that had this reviewer thoroughly entertained I actually finished the story and have consideredthan once that I should finally read Ms Austen s book so I can better compare the two versions Ms Szereto has taken some artistic liberties with a number of well known fairytales and successfully brought them into adult mainstream reading venues I believe she was taking a real risk by tampering with a classic but she did it with obvious respect for the original premise and a true talent for creative story telling This is a must read for anyone who loves spicy and entertaining literature You ll be shocked, uncomfortably aroused and planning to re read it over and over Bravo Ms Szereto for bringing us all a littleculture VBG

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